Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
no, he came in my armpit
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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