I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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