Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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