I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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