i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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