we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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