sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize
