How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I have post one night stand depression
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