Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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