My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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