come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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