We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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