But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize