Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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