In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
