This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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