I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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