I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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