I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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