I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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