omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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