I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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