he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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