My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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