That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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