Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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