I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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