Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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