Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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