it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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