we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
pop tarts are not kleenex
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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