You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
