honey bunches of taint.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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