Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
