why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
