My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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