A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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