My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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