Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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