he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He better not be in your backpack
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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