who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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