I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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