My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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