if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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