I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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