How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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