Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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