I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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