id be glad to
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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