Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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