Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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