You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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