she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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